Playa Nudista Cuba

Playa Nudista Cuba
Playa Nudista Cuba

In “International Nude Beach Evaluation”, Spanking FIT presented an in-depth review of communism’s most famous nude beach Cuba, Cayo Largo del Sur or in English, “the long southern key”. Although there are a number of Cuban locations where one may sunbathe nude (Playa Nudista Cuba), we initially selected Cayo Largo because there’s a greater opportunity to do so here. Also, Cayo Largo has better traveler accessibility. It was also rumored to have been a favorite with the late dictator Fidel Castro who passed away during our trip.  On the way to Cayo Largo, we paid a visit to Cuba’s capital, Havana and found it magnifico.

Recently we visited Playa Nudista Cuba, Mi Cayita which is among the Playas del Este located approximately 15 miles northeast of Havanna. It is famous for its warm, calm waters and white sandy beaches. It also is listed among “the best gay nude vacation spots” by https://twobadtourists.com/. I brought a lady friend by the name of Erica along as my guide and translator (my Spanish regrettably is rudimentary only). During our visit to Mi Cavita, we met a retired gay masseur and fitness trainer by the name of Alejandro Eduardo. Alejandro was on holiday visiting from Spain. We were pleased to discover that when in Spain, Alejandro uses our website Masaje gay Español – Spanking FIT! for his personal erotic/ therapeutic massage needs. It was through our conversation with him that we gained valuable insights into the nature of this famous beach. First, we were disappointed to learn that while the beach is definitely “gay”, it is only occasionally naked. Second, we were equally disappointed to learn that the beach is sometimes used for solicitation of underage men for gay sex.

This time around we arranged for another meeting with Alejandro at the Area de Playa Nudista on the island of Cayo Santa Maria which is north of mainland Cuba. To get there we travelled along a 48 km. causeway “Pedraplenia Cayo Santa Maria” which connects the island to the mainland. The drive provided us with breathtakingly beautiful views of Bahía de Buena Vista (Buena Vista Bay), which is an inlet of the Caribbean.

Playa Nudista Cuba II
Playa Nudista Cuba II

Dr. Garrett: Hola Alejandro, cómo estás?

Alejandro: Muy bien Dr. Garrett!

Dr. Garrett: Thank you for arranging to meet us at the Sol Cayo Santa Maria where you presently stay. I understand that it was the very first hotel built on Cayo Santa Maria.

Alejandro: Si, the very first.

Dr. Garrett: Have you stayed here before, Alejandro?

Alejandro: Many times. In fact, I first stayed soon after it opened in 2,002. I was involved in the discussions with hotel management regarding the establishment of the Area La Playa Nudista which you will see today is just west of the hotel.

Dr. Garrett: Congratulations on the success of your mission. Has the presence of other more recently developed resorts such as the Melia Buenavista detracted from the naturist beach experience in your opinion?

Alejandro: Not at all. Playa Nudista is part of Playa Canon which is approximately 2.8 km wide. There’s plenty of room for naturists all over Cuba and all over the planet.

Dr. Garrett: Since relations between the U.K. and Cuba have not been the greatest in recent years, do you find a shortage of English-speaking visitors to Playa Nudista?

Alejandro: Area de Playa Nudista is popular with Germans who know English and with lots and lots of Canadians who come here to escape their punishing winters up north.

Dr. Garrett: What about so-called “Americans” or persons of U.S. nationality?

Alejandro: Not as many. Relations between the U.S. and Cuba have frozen lately. Also, the few Americans who come often still take a Puritanical attitude toward naturism and prefer to keep their uncomfortable swimsuits on.

Dr. Garrett: Alright Alejandro, I guess it’s off to Playa Nudista. One more question before we set out. Is total nudity a requirement as it often is at nudist resorts?

Alejandro: No. Playa Nudista is clothing-optional, not nudity manda.

We approached Playa Canon from a long wooden walkway and a short walk on the beach. Soon we could see several naked beach goers frolicking on the sand and enjoying the warm ocean waters. We knew we had arrived at the Area dePlaya Nudista. Much to our surprise there were no lifeguards on duty, no restrooms, and no surfers. There were, however, several thatched roof sun shelters called palapas, lounges and even beach attendants ready to serve us drinks. The attendants were clothed. We made our way to one of the empty shelters to leave our belongings and cloths behind. When fully undressed, a strikingly handsome young waiter by the name of Alfonso approached us. With a smile, he asked to take our order. Alejandro who is “gay” responded by asking Alfonso to also please strip and give him a massage. Alfonso continued smiling and said that he would return later to fill the order after we had visited the beach. It was apparent that Alejandro and Alfonso already knew one another from the hotel.

Not too long afterward we found a spot on the Playa Nudista to lay our towels down and soak up the rays of the intense Carribean sun. Not being advocates of sunscreen, we stayed sun-exposed for a short interval only until returning to the comfort of our palapas lounge chairs and our waiter Alfonso who brought us cooling drinks.

Dr. Garrett: This has been delightful Alejandro. We almost feel like never returning to the mainland. Enjoy the rest of your stay at Playa Nudista Cuba , Sol Cayo Santa Maria. Also, good luck with Alfonso in getting a massage. Keep using my website Masaje gay Español – Spanking FIT! to meet your erotic/ therapeutic massage needs when you return to Spain this summer.

Alejandro: The pleasure has been mine Dr. Garrett. Incidentally, you and Erica looked wonderful nude. You are, as you say, “Spanking FIT!”.

Dr. Garrett: Same with you, Alejandro. Same with you.

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