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Nude Beach Cuba

Nude Beach Cuba
Nude Beach Cuba

In “International Nude Beach Evaluation”, Spanking FIT presented an in-depth review of communism’s most famous nude beach Cuba, Cayo Largo del Sur or in English, “the long southern key”. Although there are a number of Cuban locations where one may sunbathe nude, we initially selected Cayo Largo because there’s a greater opportunity to do so here. Also, Cayo Largo has better traveler accessibility. It was also rumored to have been a favorite with the late dictator Fidel Castro who passed away during our trip.  On the way to Cayo Largo, we paid a visit to Cuba’s capital, Havana and found it magnifico.

This time around we visited Mi Cayita which is among the Playas del Este located approximately 15 miles northeast of Havanna. It is famous for its warm, calm waters and white sandy beaches. It also is listed among “the best gay nude vacation spots” by https://twobadtourists.com/. We were, however, disappointed to learn that while the beach is definitely “gay”, it is only occasionally naked.

During my visit to Mi Cayita I brought a lady friend by the name of Erica along as my guide and translator (my Spanish regrettably is rudimentary only). The primarily “gay” beachgoers seemed to open up to her to the fullest extent. During our visit we met a retired gay masseur and fitness trainer by the name of Alejandro Eduardo. Alejandro was on holiday visiting from Spain. It was through our conversation with him that we gained valuable insights into the character of this famous beach. We were pleased to learn that Alejandro uses our website (https://www.spankingfit.com/masaje-gay-espanol/) when he is home in Spain. It assists him in finding exceptionally talented massage therapists for his personal health and enjoyment.

Dr. Garrett: Please tell us Alejandro how it is that Mi Cayito has gained an international reputation as a so-called “nude beach”.

Alejandro: Excellent question Dr. Garrett. As somebody who comes from Barcelona, which is truly a naturist heaven, I have never really considered Mi Cayito to be among the “nude beach Cuba”. Despite its media reputation, it is really more like a “gay beach” than a naturist one.

Dr. Garrett: Would you please explain to our readers what the meaning of “gay beach” is?

Alejandro: Sure. Simply put, a gay beach is one in which same sex couples can safely enjoy a day at the beach. Surely, if I had a gay boyfriend, I would not wish to visit the beaches of Abu Dhabi or Qatar.

Dr. Garrett: Well-done! What is it about Mi Cayito that ensures relative safety for “gay” men?

Alejandro: Mi Cayita is visited by sophisticated urban dwellers from nearby Havannah. The beach has basic services including sun lounges and umbrellas for hire. There are numerous restaurants including Los Palmitas which appreciates the “gay dinero”. Moreover, it is patrolled by police who are friendly towards business and are tolerant of “gays”.

Dr. Garrett: Makes sense.

Alejandro: Ironically, that is the same reason that total nudity is uncommon here unlike the more deserted beaches of the Cayo Largo del Sur.

Dr. Garrett: It is also our understanding that Mi Cayito has a seedier side. Can you delve into that?

Alejandro: My pleasure. This beach bears an unfortunate nickname- “pingueros-chaperos” meaning “the land of the rent boys” in English. On a typical sunny afternoon, young men of all ages walk up and down this beach in their underwear for purposes of showing their wares. There is even a wooded area behind the beach used for sex. This problem has been, how you say, exacerbated by the current economic crisis in Cuba where recently wages have fallen sharply and severe shortages of consumer goods are prevalent.

Dr. Garrett: Most unfortunate situation. I guess it is too early in the day for this kind of activity. Afterall, it is a weekday, and most of the regulars are presently at work.

Alejandro: Correcto Doctor!

Dr. Garrett: On a personal note, do you miss practicing massage in your home country of Spain? Why did you give it up at such an early age?

Alejandro: Yes, I definitely miss my massage practice and the many high-profile sports figures who would visit me. I also miss the hundreds of ordinary people who would come to me for “release”. No reason in particular, I just felt it was time to try something else. Presently, I own a fitness club in Havanna called “Alejandro’s”. Come visit us!

Dr. Garrett: Thank you very much Alejandro for taking the time to give us the “skinny” on nude beach Cuba Mi Cayito. When in Barcelona or in Madrid, please continue to use our website:

https://www.spankingfit.com/masaje-gay-espanol/

to meet your spanking needs. I meant your sensual massage needs. My apologies.

Alejandro: No problem, Dr. Garrett. Gracias, señor!